KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 156 - 2025/03/28 - Quebec library, Gretzky defaced, deli meat, and perfume theft in Ontario

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • the library on the front lines of the trade war

  • Gretzky defaced (with feces)

  • the deli meat portrait artist providing cold cut criticism

  • the beautiful smelling bandits of Eastern Ontario

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 155 - 2025/03/21 - Hudson's Bay, slowly stolen tires, pills in New Brunswick, and SMASHING the Tariffs

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • the death of Hudson’s Bay

  • 4 stolen tires in Edmonton

  • a bunch of Pills in the woods in New Brunswick

  • the Halifax business owner RAGING against tariffs

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 154 - 2025/03/07 - Stolen butter and pokemon cards, work and funeral scams

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • more stolen butter

  • more stolen pokemon cards

  • work and funeral scams

  • Tim Hortons disinformation campaign

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 153 - 2025/02/28 - Xav Trudeau, Asteroid 2024YR24, CITYLUX, and Quebec's Weird Nightshift Law

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • Justin Trudeau’s son drops his first single

  • Asteroid 2024YR4

  • CityLux and why they are NO LONGER F’N AROUND

  • Quebec’s weird (and probably soon to change) nightshift laws

Remembering Canada's Weirdest Bank Heist (Hendon, SK 1987)

In 1987, Hendon, Saskatchewan became the setting for one of Canada’s strangest attempted bank heists. It all started with a tiny hole in the floor of the Hendon Credit Union—barely noticeable at first glance. But beneath the bank, investigators discovered a 10-metre tunnel stretching from an abandoned shack next door.

In this episode, Keep Canada Weird remembers Canada’s weirdest bank heist.

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 152 - 2025/02/21 - Golden Eagle, Todd the Fraud, 25 year old letter, and the 83 year old pinball wizard

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • the Stolen Golden Eagle

  • Todd the Fraud’s house of concert tickets

  • a letter that took way too long to arrive

  • the 83 year old pinball wizard

KEEP CANADA WEIRD MAILBAG - Vol 4

The Keep Canada Weird Mailbag is a collection of listener mail that, for one reason or another, was unable to fit into the weekly weird news round up.

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Feb 14, 2025 - Santa gets slayed, Calgary porch pirates, shyster psychic

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • Santa SLAYED in Winnipeg

  • Calgary porch pirates vs. THE WRONG ONE

  • a naive woman vs a shyster psychic

  • the RCMP vs. snow covered cars

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Feb 7, 2025 - Roll up the Rim, Turkeys, 2032, and Calgary vs. Cancun

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • the resurrection of Tim Horton's' Roll Up The Rim

  • wild turkeys in Montreal

  • the asteroid that may collide with Earth in 2032

  • the Calgarians stuck in Cancun

Remembering the Funeral for a Nova Scotia Post Office (St. Margaret's Bay, NS, 1987)

In November 1987, the small community of Head of St. Margaret’s Bay, Nova Scotia, gathered for an unusual funeral—not for a person, but for their beloved post office. With bagpipes playing, wreaths laid, and a black shroud draped over a makeshift urn, residents mourned more than just the loss of a mail counter. They were saying goodbye to a way of life.

In this episode, Keep Canada Weird Remembers the funeral for the Canada Post office in Verna Dunlop’s home.

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Jan 31, 2025 - frozen privates, Sasquatch hunting, an evil sea otter, and a RANT

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • catching Pokemon with a flatbed truck in Kelowna, BC

  • the frozen private part incident in Fort McMurray, AB

  • the Salish Sea Serial Killer

  • a divorce and spousal dispute trial about Sasquatch hunting

Remembering Canada's Biggest Loser: the Newfoundland Hockey Heckler Corey Simms

In this episode we meet Corey Simms, he calls himself a hockey super fan, some call him one of the most infamous hecklers in Newfoundland hockey history, we call him the biggest LOSER ever. From relentless taunts to run-ins with players, parents, and fans, Corey’s antics have seen him banned from several hockey rinks, made headlines, and forced a team to forfeit a playoff game rather than deal with his behavior.

Join us and watch along as hockey heckler Corey Simms speaks to the local media to defend his actions in the most BIGGEST LOSER IN NEWFOUNDLAND way possible.

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Jan 24, 2025 - Cherry Blossoms, backhoe bandits, and Javeria broke jaw on a jawbreaker

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • the end of 'Cherry Blossoms’

  • Newfoundland’s “backhoe bandits”

  • Javeria’s jaw and the jawbreaker that broke it

  • lawsuits regarding office lotto pools and love handles

ENTIRELY TIRES: a Keep Canada Weird podcast special

In this special Keep Canada Weird podcast event, we allow the show to be taken over Entirely by tires!

Prepare for gripping accounts of near-death experiences, a relationship that hit the skids over a tire incident, and some interesting Canadian tire facts. We’ll also explore the infamous 1990 Hagersville, Ontario tire fire—a disaster that involved 14 million tires that burned over a period of 17 days.

It’s a wild, weird, and unexpectedly emotional ride that’ll have you looking at tires in a whole new way (or unsubscribing from the show).

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Jan 17, 2025 - traffic cameras, meteorites, bird feeding, and apologies

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • traffic cameras in Toronto

  • a meteorite in Charlottetown, PEI

  • birdfeeding WITH YOUR FACE

  • a stolen rock in Kelowna

KEEP CANADA WEIRD MAILBAG - Vol 3

The Keep Canada Weird Mailbag is a collection of listener mail that, for one reason or another, was unable to fit into the weekly weird news round up.

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Jan 10, 2025 - Parking in Whistler, A dog in a tree, bank robbing on a bike, and drunks

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • an expensive parking spot in Whistler, BC

  • a dog in a tree

  • a bank robbers stolen bike

  • some new year’s eve nonsense

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - Jan 3, 2025 - Christmas chaos and porch piracy

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In this episode your hosts discuss;

  • an Edmonton porch pirate’s stinky loot

  • Canadian Christmas package chaos

  • Grinches in Vancouver

  • the best story of 2024